Jackass Script
Hi. Im Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
Hello. Im Johnny Knoxville
and Im about to rent a car.
Whats up?
Uh, I have a reservation.
Okay, I need a drivers license and a credit card.
All right.
I need a signature here
that youre going to use your coverage instead of ours.
Is that white one us?
Yes.
Were gonna walk around and inspect it together.
Looks pretty good.
Im just lookin
Jackass: Number Two Script
Attention!
Be seated.
Now, Id like to present to you
Jackass 2..
But before I do,
I would like to introduce you
to the fine men
who risked their lives
and livers to make this film possible.
By God, they made it their duty.
Soldiers!
About face!
Hello. Im Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
At ease.
When we went out to shoot
Jackass Number Two,
we actually shot
two mov